Getting Real

So here I am, doing stuff and not writing about it. If this is a place to talk about things you do then allow me to begin.

First off, Caribou has a new record out in April. It's my favourite Caribou record thus far and I'm thrilled to say I'm a part of it. I sing the last song. You can listen to the first BANGIN' single called "Odessa" here. It's fucking awesome.

What else, what else, what else... FOUR TET has a new album out (now I think). I also qualify it as being "fucking awesome" and you can quote me on that. Go get your mits on it, find a quiet place, put on a nice pair of headphones and listen the shit out of it.

What else can I swear about. Fuckin' Novels is up for free fucking download now. The song I did is called "Big Run" & I liked the title so much I named this here blog after it.

I'm working on a new record all of my own still. I'm still writing but hope to plan some actual recording time soon before I get really busy doing Born Ruffians things. The record is tentatively titled Rhythymnals, a word I'm fairly certain I made up, but may have already been made up by someone else without me knowing. If so, I apologize for stating I made it up just then.

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Reba Mcentire makes me wanna rip my own dick off.

There, I said it.

MADLIBONERS

This method has been tested through science. Me and my friends Marn and Himrn play all the time. Take a book of Madlibs, and fill in every blank with the word "boner" or "boners" (where appropriate) and then get ready to hurt - from laughter.

i.e.:

"MY DREAM GIRL"

The girl of my dreams has boner boner hair scented like boners. Her eyes are like two boner pools of boner. And her lips remind me of boner boners. Her skin is as smooth and loverly as a boner boner, and she has a figure like Boner. When she enters a room, people always stare at her and say, "Boner! What a boner woman!" Her sense of humor is always boner, and people marvel at her boner vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a boner dress and a diamond boner in her hair. I would gladly give up all my boners for one evening with this boner female. Her name is Boner.

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And then Marn laughed so hard he got a boner.

Madliboners also good for parties.

"She got it hard.

Now it's a big erection."

-Dennis Wilson

(thanks, Dennis Wilson)