It's weird when one of the largest television events in the world puts on some Comedy at Club 54 caliber shit. Who gave the green light for this to open the show? I guess I don't expect the world of the VMAs, it's not like they are the benchmark of entertainment but this would have fit in well at my high school's talent show, and I went to a public high school. This, I'm pretty certain, is one of Michael Scott's improv characters. I squirmed in my seat trying to watch this. Somebody, pull in the reins.
UPDATE: And then Brian May showed up and she fell off the piano. Double-you-tee-ef.